The formula for making an epic blockbuster :
Big superstar qty ONE
Songs by superstar qty As Many As Possible
Horses qty 2000
Story line Not Required
Direction Must Have A Director, preferably one who has made a movie or two.
Money qty Lots
Other Actors Only to fill in some gaps
Audience Who cares, they'll come anyway ! Even 5% of 6.1 billion is not bad.
And some other extras like cinematographer, editor, lyricist, music director, action director and anything else that you think will look good when the titles are rolling.
Put all the ingredients together, in no particular order, shake them up to ensure that they don't make any sense whatsoever, and call a few press conferences.
Enjoy the blockbuster garnished with popcorn and crushed ice in a large multiplex.
About Me
- Yuri Suri
- I was born to have fun, and therefore, I am ! I flew fighter planes in the Indian air Force for 20 years. Then took up broadcasting as an FM Radio Jock. And now my final calling... Bollywood. Unless I chose to form a rock band and become a rock star. My friends have already suggested a name for the band.....'YURINE'. If that is any indication of how good I am at the guitar, I should be giving up the idea ! So what's Yuri's Fury about? Well there is some personal views about how the world and it's citizens are not living up to my standards ;) But it's not all fury. There are some fun bits, some life skills suggestions, and of course, my articles on preparation for beauty pageants, that appear as a regular column in Models 'n Trends, are reproduced here. I have also posted information about all the films I'm currently acting in. Thanks for visiting my blog. I hope you enjoy reading it. Do send in your suggestions and comments. I value them. Yuri
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